Caution, contains adult content, do not read in if under 18 or at all squeamish.
Read on at your peril.......
This blog page is in return for £100 donated by two directors of a large firm on Jersey, I have decided to keep their identity private for fear of injuring their company or careers.
You know who you are J and B so if you don’t pay up you will be named and shamed.
They laughed so much at my pain and stress they’ve dared me to blog it.
……after the marathon I returned home for a bath, my blistered foot throbbed as it sank into the hot soapy water, but my body had another surprise to throw at me, as I sat in the warm water it was as though somebody was pushing crushed chili’s up my nether regions after I’d just eaten a chicken vindaloo. My backside was on fire; I needed ice cubes and quickly…..!
Marathon T had not covered this in his preparation plan, Preparation H was more like it. After an uncomfortable soak I viewed my rear in the mirror only to see the Japanese flag waving back at me.
Liberal quantities of Savlon were applied, I texted marathon T and a couple of other experienced runners for advice.
You know who you are J and B so if you don’t pay up you will be named and shamed.
They laughed so much at my pain and stress they’ve dared me to blog it.
……after the marathon I returned home for a bath, my blistered foot throbbed as it sank into the hot soapy water, but my body had another surprise to throw at me, as I sat in the warm water it was as though somebody was pushing crushed chili’s up my nether regions after I’d just eaten a chicken vindaloo. My backside was on fire; I needed ice cubes and quickly…..!
Marathon T had not covered this in his preparation plan, Preparation H was more like it. After an uncomfortable soak I viewed my rear in the mirror only to see the Japanese flag waving back at me.
Liberal quantities of Savlon were applied, I texted marathon T and a couple of other experienced runners for advice.
Their reactions were all very similar……….hysterics.
An afternoon standing up the copious amounts of Savlon had worked and my flag emblem had calmed to resemble that of a blood orange.
By night fall following further applications of cream the over all glow had reduced and I was finally left with two perfectly symmetrical red lines. I’ll never touch a red stripe again.
More hysterical text messaged flooded in, followed by some banter about posting the image, on the blog, surely not…….
An afternoon standing up the copious amounts of Savlon had worked and my flag emblem had calmed to resemble that of a blood orange.
By night fall following further applications of cream the over all glow had reduced and I was finally left with two perfectly symmetrical red lines. I’ll never touch a red stripe again.
More hysterical text messaged flooded in, followed by some banter about posting the image, on the blog, surely not…….
....the bidding started at £20! I was not prepared to bare all for less than three figures, unfortunately that offer arrived all too quickly via a double bid from two directors, from a large firm with careers to protect.
Oh well, it’s for charity, I retired to the bathroom and I took several shots, well I had to work out which was my best side!
To comply with the Acceptable Use Policy of this site I have airbrushed the obviously rude parts, obviously I did not have time to wax for the picture.
………..sorry mum, but you’ve seen it all before……
If you really want to see this scroll down
…….are you really sure?.......
………oh well the money shot…..
To comply with the Acceptable Use Policy of this site I have airbrushed the obviously rude parts, obviously I did not have time to wax for the picture.
………..sorry mum, but you’ve seen it all before……
If you really want to see this scroll down
…….are you really sure?.......
………oh well the money shot…..
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